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This is the fun page of shippings, where we talk about... well, relationships. Particularly those where Satoshi gets paired up with somebody else. SATOSHI X ME FOR THE WIN!!! Kasumi: In your dreams. What the... I can't believe you would say something so mean! *falls to ground and fake cries* Kasumi: You're faking it. Huh...? How did you know? D= Kasumi: Anyway, who would even want to be paired with someone like him? Haruka: Now that IS mean. Kasumi: Satoshi is an idiot, he doesn't have a brain, all he ever thinks about are Pokémon battles, Pikachu, and did I say Pokémon? That's not true! He can think about other things besides Pokémon. Plus, Satoshi is a caring, sweet and nice person, he's really cute and adorable, he would do anything for those he really cares about. *sigh* Anyone who gets paired with him is so lucky. Anyway, how can you not like him in that way, Kasumi? Kasumi: Simple. Satoshi gets on my nerves. Haruka: Who spat in your coffee this morning? Kasumi: I didn't even get any coffee this morning. *growls* Stupid sisters, drinking it all up and being too lazy to replace it. Ugh. They make me so mad. Right. Well, let's take a look at the pairings now, everyone. Gather round to find out just what kind of pairings Satoshi has been in and prepare to be terrified! Or not.
Pokéshipping (Satoshi x Kasumi) This is the most popular one for sure. Kasumi was the first person whom Satoshi met on his journey and they stuck together until the Advanced Generation began. She claimed she was sticking around because she wanted her bike back after Pikachu destroyed it... Satoshi: Me and Kasumi? But Kasumi scares me. D= Kasumi: Who are you calling scary?! *WHANG* Satoshi: *collapses, whimpering* See? Kasumi: *slings mallet over back and looks annoyed* Sheesh. What a dope.
Palletshipping (Satoshi x Shigeru) This is also another very popular Satoshi pairing. Satoshi has known Shigeru since they were little and they may have ended up as rivals when starting their respective journeys, but now that Shigeru isn't aiming to become a Pokémon Master anymore, they are simply close friends. Satoshi: Oh, boy. o_O;; Shigeru: No way! Me and Satoshi? Ew! Satoshi: It's totally gross! Shigeru: What is wrong with people? Kasumi: Some people actually like slash, believe it or not. Takeshi: And I'm sure there are far worse pairings out there. Satoshi: If it's going to get any worse, I'm not sure I want to see the rest... Kasumi: But you have to! This page is all about you after all. Satoshi: D= The torture...
Bouldershipping (Satoshi x Takeshi) Takeshi is straight. Either that, or he's overcompensating to hide something. Maybe this is why he stalks Satoshi. >_> Takeshi: I am not stalking Satoshi! You just happened to turn up in Sinnoh by coincidence? Takeshi: Er... yes. I don't believe you. And that truck just luckily happened to pass by where Satoshi was. Uh huh. Stalker. Takeshi: T_T I'm not a stalker... I swear it was just luck... Satoshi: o_o;;; Takeshi would never stalk me... what's the matter with you?
Advanceshipping (Satoshi x Haruka) There have been a few hints between the two and I liked how they had the split ribbon at the end of Advanced Generation. It was great to see it again when Haruka popped up in Sinnoh. Satoshi: She's got a guy who gives her roses... D= Haruka: Big deal. Just because a guy gives me roses, it doesn't mean I can't like someone else. ^.^ Yeah... I don't care that Contestshipping has a bazillion hints. I can support Advanceshipping if I darn well want to.
Pearlshipping (Satoshi x Hikari) Eh, some people like this ship, but I can't really see it happening. They seem more like siblings sometimes... o_o Satoshi: We do? Hikari: We sometimes fight and make up, and we act similar sometimes... maybe that's where she gets it from?
Abilityshipping (Satoshi x Lila) Well, Lila revealed that she had a crush on Satoshi, but Satoshi never did realise it... Satoshi: How am I supposed to realise it if people don't tell me? Kasumi: If you need it spelled out for you, you fail. Satoshi: What? What do you mean? Haruka: Basically, you don't get it, Satoshi. Satoshi: But I don't know what I'm supposed to be getting...
Morpheusshipping (Satoshi x Aoi) Aoi, like Lila, had a crush on Satoshi. Strangely enough, Satoshi mistook them both for boys when he first met them. LOL, silly Satoshi. ^_^;;; Of course, Satoshi didn't even notice that she had a crush. Satoshi: T_T What do you mean 'of course'... Takeshi: Maybe one day you'll understand, Satoshi. But it's a pretty big 'maybe'. Satoshi: Why is everyone picking on me... =(
Altoshipping (Satoshi x Latias) I don't really support this... at all. Satoshi: Latias? But Latias is a Pokémon! Kasumi: I'm sure somewhere Bayleef is crying in a corner right now... Satoshi: And I wouldn't get with Bayleef either! What about Pikachu? Satoshi: Pikachu?! I... we... no, that's just... Oh yeah, that brings me to...
Pikashipping (Satoshi x Pikachu) I actually dreamed this once. Satoshi/Kasumi/Takeshi/Haruka/Shigeru/Hikari/whoever else is in the room: Dot... dot... dot... I know! I'm messed up! @_@ Sure, Satoshi and Pikachu are close and Satoshi would do just about anything for Pikachu, but romance is off the cards with these two in my opinion. How about they are just the best of friends?
Daddyshipping (Satoshi x Yukinaru) Satoshi and Yukinari, sitting in a tree. That's all. Takeshi: Wait, Yukinari? Kasumi: Wasn't he Orchid-hakase from the past? Satoshi: What the...? Seriously?! Shigeru: Oh, for Mew's sake. That is so completely screwed up, I can't even begin to... are people INSANE? Satoshi: Yeah, it's just nuts! So what if I was hugging him while we were sitting in a tree and stuff? Shigeru: o_0 You hugged him? ... My brain can't take this. T_T Kasumi: How often does Satoshi hug anyone anyway? No kidding. *sniff* I'd love to sit in a tree with Satoshi and hug him. Satoshi: o-o;;;; Takeshi: Okay... o-O Satoshi: IT'S SICK AND WRONG. I would never... not with Orchid-hakase... ew ew ew! Shigeru: I agree. It's just... totally wrong.
Comashipping (Satoshi x Shinji) Rival shippings tend to be pretty popular... I guess it's an interesting pairing. Satoshi: Shinji? Seriously? Hikari: I don't even understand how Shinji can be shipped in the first place. Takeshi: He doesn't seem capable of love. The origin of the name itself is pretty darn weird. See, in this anime called Neon Genesis Evangelion, the main character... er, pleasures himself in front of a comatose girl. And his name is Shinji too. Takeshi: Wow. Now that's inappropriate... Satoshi: I don't get it. What does pleasuring himself mean? It's all true. Which is crazy, because the last thing anyone in Pokémon would do is engage in such adult situations. >.> Hikari: Sounds scary. o-O Shigeru: So, for this pairing to work, Satoshi has to be in a coma? Haruka: How do they come up with these names? Kasumi: Someone must have been having a really weird day...
Kenshishipping (Satoshi x Kenji) Uh, yeah... don't see much of this really. And it seems like everyone is lost for words so I'll just move on.
Leagueshipping (Satoshi x Hiroshi) Eh. Satoshi deserves better than his clone. Satoshi: Clone? Yes. Hiroshi is your clone. Kasumi: Are people ever going to stop calling Hiroshi an Satoshi clone? It's getting very tiring. Takeshi: They do have a point though. Satoshi: Come on, guys! It's not nice to call Hiroshi a clone! D=
Well, that's all the pairings I can think of. There are even crazier pairings out there, but it would take forever to list every pairing name with Satoshi in it anyway and he certainly gets around... o_o'
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